What am I gonna do? Kill you in your sleep with a chainsaw?
Me: I'm not sure I'd be that upset, I think I'd laugh.
Roommate: Excuse me?
Me: Yeah I'd be freaked out at first but then I'd just giggle at the ridiculousness of it all. I'd just laugh.
Roommate: No I don't think you would, you'd be dead.
Me: Fair point.
Roommate: Ya big idiot.